That’s good, Rocky.
Walker

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY A VACATION TOUR COMPANY ( NAME EDITED OUT ) FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."
3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."
4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."
5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."
8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."
9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."
10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."
12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."
13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."
14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."
15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."
16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."
17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."
19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."
this seems a bit too far out to really believe....BUT

:-)Rocky

Classic!
Walker

HA!!!

:-)Rocky

A single buddy told me that his girlfriend said he ruined her birthday. He said he couldn't figure out why because he didn't even know it was her birthday.

Pao

A prominent elderly man passed away and his wife met with the blonde owner of the funeral home to discuss the arrangements. Her husband died dressed in a very expensive black suit, and he actually looked very good in it. The blonde funeral director said that he looked quite good in his black suit, and did she want him to be in that suit at the viewing. The wife acknowledged that he looked good, but that she always loved him in a dark blue suit. The wife wrote out a blank check, and told her to buy her dead husband the finest dark blue suit she could find, whatever the cost.

A couple of days later, the blonde funeral director called the widow and told her she had done what she requested, and asked her to come to the funeral home, and see the results.
When the widow arrived and saw her deceased husband, he was dressed in a gorgeous dark blue suit with a light gray stripe. The widow was ecstatic and was very thankful. The blonde funeral director then tried to give the blank check back to the widow, but the widow said no way, you did a great job.

The funeral director said, well, we had another client come in, and he was wearing an expensive dark blue suit, and he was the same build and size as your deceased husband, and his wife wanted him buried in a black suit, so I just switched heads. No extra charge.



Pap

That is classic! Love it.
Shoot870p

The expectation was that the funeral director changed suits, but caught me with changing heads.

LOL