You should see the TV ads of the Dem running for Senate in Ohio.

Straight-down-the-line-compliant with the party in all aspects over his years in the House.

But now denying anything but a conservative-leaning working man record. Anti-cop etc. in previous speeches, but now devoted to fully funding the police, anti-crime.

Chameleons do end up winning.

Larry

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired Cowboy in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous young woman in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The woman says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired Cowboy and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old Cowboy replies, "You bet. Just get that lion out of there.

Pap

Now that's funny !!!!!!!

That’s a good one!

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My Mother, God rest her soul, was an alarmist; if I sneezed, I was getting a cold, if I coughed, I was getting the flu, and if she caught me in a lie, I was destined to be in the White House.

Pap

HA!!!

:-)Rocky