HaHaHa Rob! I've heard it too!
You gotta understand I was teaching in a Juvenile Correction Facility that housed mentally Ill kids.
They had bloodied each other up over that argument. They were standing there bleeding onto the floor, asking me to look it up on the internet.
The REAL question was: Which one of the two was the dumbest?
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"Filet that fish? Hell naw! I'll scale him, gut him, fry him up in grease, take him by the head and tail, and play him like a French Harp!" - Uncle Paul sometime in the 60s.