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#196869 - 12/27/21 02:39 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Sidney_Redford]
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Since it is "tamale season" for those of us in the south...

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Joseph is laying on his death bed. He's been in hospice care for a week and is expected to pass in the next day or two.

Suddenly, the smell of tamales grabs his attention. The only thing he loved better than his wife's tamales were the ones his mother made when he was a young child.

With every last bit of energy, Joe pulls himself out of bed and makes his way to the kitchen. There, he saw his wife working away on her third batch of tamales while the first batch were cooling on the rack and the second batch were cooking.

As Joe reaches for a fresh tamale, his wife smacks him with the wooden spoon, "Leave those alone, they're for your funeral."
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#196875 - 12/27/21 06:41 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Windsor]
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HA!!

:-)Rocky
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#196883 - 12/28/21 11:30 AM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: thevalueman]
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That will teach him!

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#197230 - 01/11/22 08:11 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: pappy19]
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(I can relate to the latter)
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#197249 - 01/13/22 11:22 AM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Windsor]
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#197251 - 01/13/22 02:16 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Windsor]
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ho
ho
ha
ha

:-)Rocky
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#197278 - 01/15/22 06:51 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: thevalueman]
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Canadian winter humour


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#197311 - 01/16/22 07:33 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: rodbrown]
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Do y'all know the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi??

Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones...but
Abu Dhabi-doo!!!
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#197335 - 01/17/22 06:33 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Dirty_Water]
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Come on guys! I don't care who you are, THAT was funny!!
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#197338 - 01/17/22 08:28 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Dirty_Water]
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Cute...a bit punny.

But maybe everybody did not watch the same cartoons.

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