To Valueman: I don’t get it
To Mike: Swedish Bikini Team

I was in a race last week, and I was so far behind, I thought I was first!

Definition of Eternity:

Four blondes in four cars, each one at a four-way stop sign, and you're behind one of them.

Bonus points in that they got a pic of TK in there.

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree, they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk. We couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you. But first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old-timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

Medicare part G

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government
says there is no Nursing Home care available for you.
So, what do you do?
You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part "G") and one bullet.
You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician.
This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day,
a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? Need glasses?
Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart?
They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

Who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
Now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!

Love it Tony!!

Pap

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Rob, that’s classic!
Walker