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That was good right there! Thanks for sharing.
Walker

A wife caught her husband stairing at a young sweet thing and a fight ensued.

The wife told her husband that there had better be something that would go 0-200 in 6 seconds in the driveway tomorrow.

The next day, a package was in the driveway. The wife went to open it and inside the package was a set of bathroom scales.

I wish I had seen this one.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'll never forget what's-her-name.

A penny saved make little cents?

or a RMK !!!

Back in the 18th century, a coach was heading down the road to the lowlands of Sterlingshire, and the lady in the coach, spotted a young Scotsman walking out in front of her. She told her driver to stop the coach, and asked the kilted fellow if he'd like a lift, which he answered gladly.

Well, they was a bouncing along down the road, and she proposed if he'd like to giver her a squeeze. He said, "Aye Lass, that I would, but how did ya know?" She remarked that it was the twinkle in his eye that gave it away. A little while longer, she confessed, "would you like to give me a kiss?" Again, he said, "Aye Lass, but what gave it away?" She said it was the smile on his face.

Well now, the coach is "heating up" a bit, and she states, "I'll bet you'd like to "engage us" in a little more passion". Bewildered, he stammered, "Aye Lass, I would, I would, but how did ya know? Was it the twinkle in my eye or the smile on me face?"

She said, "Nither, it was the tilt in yer kilt".

Scottish humor can be a bit dry.

Folks my age at 75, will remember the party dance called "Limbo", where one, with a little lively beach music playing, would try to get under a horizontal pole without touching the floor with their hands or losing their balance.

Well, Limbo was initially discovered in the Highlands, by a Scotsman trying to get into a pay toilet.



Two Scotsmen were walking with their golf cars to Saint Andrews Golf Course, when they spotted Andy sitting on the front porch with his golf bag propped up next to him, and looking dejected.

Billy turns to Scotty and asks, what's the problem with Andy? I figured he be a comin'. Scotty looked up at Andy and said, "He's feeling real low ever since he lost his golf ball.

Well, S. I. J. A. T. C.

I'm not sure where we are, but we're making good time.

Yogi

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