David

I love the idea of being a “rebel” by using 4 words. But the person could have been
mathematically challenged!
Wee mae never no.

Today, I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "that's a little condescending."

Too many days staying at home?
Get those projects knocked out.

Yeah, that's why you use a china marker and put a big "x" on the spot to cut out before the door is removed.

One of my favorite jokes is too long to type it here. But if you want some good clean humor Google this:

"got any duck food"

I love Yogi humor:

Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.

You can predict the future, because it ain't happened yet.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

I may be lost, but I'm making good time.

How you going to stop them from coming to the game, if they don't want to come?

90% of the game is 50% mental.

Pap

You may not get this if you're not from Texas, but that's OK.

I got it!!!

A 80 year old was bragging about his new $5000 Hearing aid. His friend asked him what kind is it? He replied 12:30.